Two A-Holes is a recurring skit featuring Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis as a self absorbed couple who constantly talk on the phone, chew gum, and completely ignore their surroundings. The sketches usually feature only Wiig, Sudeikis and the guest host as a comedic foil to the two's brainless attempts at the most menial tasks (describing a thief to a police officer, buying a Christmas tree).

The male A-Hole does most of the talking in the skit. He is always wearing a bluetooth and directing questions peppered with the endearment "Babe" at his better half. The female A-Hole spends most of the sketch whining and twisting her hair. She occasionally throws her hands up and does a pop culture 'impression' that only amuses the male A-Hole.

Appearances:Edit

• December 17, 2005 - Host Jack Black - "Two A-Holes Buying a Christmas Tree"
• March 11, 2006 - Host Matt Dillon - "Two A-Holes at a Travel Agency"
• May 20, 2006 - Host Kevin Spacey - "Two A-Holes at a Crime Scene"
• October 21, 2006 - Host John C. Reilly - "Two A-Holes Work Out with a Trainer"
• December 9, 2006 - Host Annette Bening - "Two A-Holes in a Live Nativity Scene"
• January 20, 2007 - Host Jeremy Piven - "Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency"
• May 17, 2008 - Host Steve Carell - "Two A-Holes do Karaoke"
• October 26, 2008 - Host Jon Hamm - "Two A-Holes at an Ad Agency in the 1960's