|Occupation:||Cashier at Target|
|Appearance(s):|| December 3, 2005|
January 21, 2006
December 16, 2006
February 3, 2007
March 15, 2008
November 1, 2008
April 17, 2010
January 14, 2012
May 11, 2013
She is a talkative, dimwitted and overenthusiastic employee at Target. She irritates every customer, and many avoid her. She often becomes enamoured with one item a customer is trying to purchase, and rushes off to buy one for herself, before serving the customer. Invariably, she wants the item for an impractical purpose.
She speaks in a strange, nonspecific action (pronunciating Target as "Terget").
- Her only non-"Target" sketch appearance was on April 17, 2010 where she appeared on the opening monologue.