Cold Open Sketch Pretaped/Digital Short Weekend Update Music Performance Other
The Land Shark (Chevy Chase) attacks a woman (Gilda Radner) long after the trick-or-treaters have subsided.
Buck Henry's Monologue
Buck Henry casually reveals deep, dark secrets about the cast.
Thanks to Futaba's (John Belushi) faulty financial advice, Mr. Dantley (Buck Henry) discovers that he's bankrupt.
Not For First Ladies Only
Barbara Walters (Gilda Radner) question Betty Ford (Jane Curtin) and Rosalyn Carter (Laraine Newman) on why they will be a great First Lady.
Garrett Morris takes a look back at some of the famous people his ancestors have had relations with.
President Gerald Ford (Chevy Chase) and Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd) tackle the final issues prior to the election in the style of a beauty pageant.
Weekend Update With Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase examines a pair of unreleased Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter campaign ads. Jane Curtin reads celebrity news items. Chevy Chase demonstrates the Game of the Week, then receives a phone call from the dead Generalissimo Francisco Franco.
Super Bat-O-Matic '77
Warlock spokesman (Dan Akroyd) shows how to blend magic potions the easy way.
The Band Performs "Life Is A Carnival", "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down", and "Stage Fright"
Ambassador Thorne (Buck Henry) searches in vain for demon-child Damien's (John Belushi) real parents.
It's Halloween Tonight
In a film by Gary Weis, Buck Henry is made up to look like a woman.
On the 50th anniversary of his death, Garrett Morris waits inside Machpelah Cemetery to see if Houdini will return from the grave as he promised before his death.
Mr. Mikes Least-Loved Bedtime Tales
Mr. Mike (Michael O'Donaghue) tells the story of "The Enchanted Thermos".
Houdnini's Grave II
Garrett Morris appears to have been spooked by an apparition of Houdini's ghost.