Cold Open Sketch Pretaped/Digital Short Weekend Update Music Performance Other
Joe Scarborough (Alex Moffat) and Mika Brzezinski (Kate McKinnon) speak with John Miller (voiceover cameo by Alec Baldwin), a spokesman for President Donald Trump, about the AHCA.
Chris Pine Monologue
Host Chris Pine explains the differences between him and Chris Pratt, Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth.
Where In The World Is Kellyanne Conway?
A takeoff of the PBS gameshow "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" where contestants are tasked with finding Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon). With Sasheer Zamata as the chief, Mikey Day as Greg Lee, and Chris Pine, Kenan Thompson, Alex Moffatt, Bobby Moynihan, and Beck Bennett as Rockapella.
World Peace Rap
2017 has more war and injustice than Stav D (Beck Bennett) expected.
A SWAT mission is derailed by the target's (Bobby Moynihan) unusual neighbors (Chris Pine, Mike Day).
The boss (Aidy Bryant) and HR Head (Vanessa Bayer) ask one of their workers (Chris Pine) who of the two he would go out with.
Conflicts arise when Adam (Chris Pine) forgets about Alex's (Kyle Mooney) margarita night and makes plans with Ryan (Beck Bennett).
LCD Soundsystem performs "Call the Police"
Weekend Update With Colin Jost and Michael Che
Stories included the House of Representatives passing the American Health Care Act and how the White House celebrated Cinco de Mayo. Weekend Update introduced its new meteorologist, Dawn Lazarus (Vanessa Bayer) and Leslie Jones shares how she found a man when she wasn't looking for one in Jamaica.
Employees (Chris Pine, Kenan Thompson, Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat, Bobby Moynihan) reluctantly admit they all love RuPaul's Drag Race.
Star Trek Lost Episode
In a lost episode of Star Trek, Spock (Kyle Mooney) enlists his brother, Spocko (Bobby Moynihan), to help Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) and the crew of the Enterprise. With Kenan Thompson, Sasheer Zamata, Alex Moffatt, and cameo by Akira Yoshimura.
The Handmaid's Tale
A group of guys (Chris Pine, Mikey Day, Alex Moffat, Kyle Mooney) has a hard time understanding what's happened to their female friends (Cecily Strong, Sasheer Zamata, Aidy Bryant, Vanessa Bayer).
LCD Soundsystem performs "American Dream"
Couples Game Night
A couple (Cecily Strong, Chris Pine) gets carried away during game night with friends (Kenan Thompson, Sasheer Zamata, Kate McKinnon, Beck Bennett).