Cold Open Sketch Pretaped/Digital Short Weekend Update Music Performance Other
Chevy On Crutches
Wearing a cast on his leg, Chevy Chase smugly explains to the audience how he broke his leg while accepting his Emmy award the previous weekend. Laraine Newman has graciously agreed to do the fall in his place, and promptly pushes Chevy over a card table and onto the floor.
Buck Henry's Monologue
Home Base is absent, as cast and crew ponder the mysterious disappearance of Buck Henry. John Belushi fills in as a frantic Lorne Michaels rushes to the lobby in search of his host. It turns out the 30 Rockefeller security guard (George Coe) in the lobby doesn't recognize Buck Henry as a star, and refuses to let him enter the building.
Peter Lemon Moodring
Billed as the "ultimate love-rock experience", Peter Lemon Moodring (Chevy Chase) changes colors according to the songs he sings.
Futaba (John Belushi) performs the second fitting of Mr. Dantley's (Buck Henry) tuxedo.
Frank Noland (Buck Henry) has multiple phone lines to talk with the public, but, no matter how high he raises the stakes in controversial topics, no one calls him.
Dell Stator's Toad Ranch Restaurant
Kenny Slungard (Dan Aykroyd), Chief Rustler for Dell Stator's 99 cent Toad Ranches touts the great American family dining value.
Gordon Lightfoot Performs "Summertime Dream"
Weekend Update With Chevy Chase
Footage of fruit doubles as exclusive film from the Patty Hearst trial.
Germasol Air Freshener
the oversized air freshener is perfect for covering old dinner smells in a woman's (Gilda Radner) apartment.
Director (Buck Henry) and casting agent (Chevy Chase) audition a group of actors for a crowd scene in a new movie.
Beatles Offer II
Lorne Michaels adds $200 to his Beatles offer to sweeten the pot in his attempt to get the Fab four on SNL.
Not For Ladies Only
Barbara Walters (Gilda Radner) interviews film director Lina Wertmuller (Laraine Newman).
Gary Weis Film
On the town, Buck Henry talks to peopleshopping for toilet seats.
Looks At Books
Jane Curtin interviews shy, world-renowned sexologist Henry T. Rudin (Buck Henry), author of "The Ultimate Expression."
Gordon Lightfoot Performs "Spanish Moss"
Garrett Morris Sings Schubert's "An Die Musik"
At his request, Garrett Morris is allowed to sing a classical song, as joke text scrolls past to explain.
Michael O'Donaghue's Tony Orlando Impression
Michael O'Donoghue does an impression of Tony Orlando & Dawn with needles in their eyes.