February 16, 2013
Details
Season Number	14
Episode Number	738
Host	Christoph Waltz
Musical Guest(s)	Alabama Shakes
Song(s) performed by Musical Guest(s)	"Hold On" and "Always Alright"
Chronology
Previous Episode	February 9, 2013
Next Episode	March 2, 2013

The 738th episode of Saturday Night Live aired on February 16, 2013. It was hosted by Christoph Waltz and the musical guest was Alabama Shakes, who performed "Hold On" and "Always Alright."

SketchesEdit

• Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph (Cold Opening)
• What Have You Become? (Gameshow)
• Papal Securities (Commercial)
• Tippy
• DJesus Uncrossed (Commercial)
• Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He! (Commercial)
• Loving Couple
• Fox and Friends (Show)
• Secret Admirer Letter

CastEdit

• Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph
  • Fred Armisen as the captain
  • Bill Hader as Victor Lestrange
  • Bobby Moynihan as Dan The Animal Man
  • Jay Pharoah as Reggie Davis
  • Tim Robinson as Mike
  • Cecily Strong as Diana
  • Jason Sudeikis as Dean
  • Kenan Thompson as the passenger (voice only)
• Opening Monologue
  • Christoph Waltz
  • Fred Armisen
  • Taran Killam
  • Kate McKinnon
  • Bobby Moynihan
  • Nasim Pedrad
  • Cecily Strong
• What Have You Become?
  • Christoph Waltz as Mack Montgomery
  • Aidy Bryant as Meredith Fine
  • Bill Hader as Patrick Vance
  • Steve Higgins as the announcer (voice only)
  • Kate McKinnon as Ernestine
  • Jay Pharoah as Donald Latimer's grandfather
  • Kenan Thompson as Donald Latimer
• Papal Securities
  • Christoph Waltz as Pope Benedict XVI
  • Jason Sudeikis as the spokesperson
• Tippy
  • Christoph Waltz as Denny
  • Vanessa Bayer as one of the guests
  • Kate McKinnon as one of the guests
  • Bobby Moynihan as one of the guests
  • Nasim Pedrad as Tippy
  • Jay Pharoah as the waiter
  • Tim Robinson as one of the guests
  • Kenan Thompson as one of the guests
• DJesus Uncrossed
  • Christoph Waltz as Jesus Christ
  • Fred Armisen as the warrior
  • Taran Killam as Brad Pitt
  • Jay Pharoah as Samuel L. Jackson
  • Kenan Thompson as Ving Rhames
• Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He!
  • Christoph Waltz as Engelbert JaMarcus
  • Steve Higgins as the announcer (voice only)
  • Taran Killam as the guy
  • Jay Pharoah as Darnell JaMarcus
  • Cecily Strong as the girl
  • Kenan Thompson as Marcus JaMarcus
• Weekend Update
  • Seth Meyers
  • Don Pardo (voice only)
  • Taran Killam as Marco Rubio
  • Kate McKinnon as Olya Povlatsky
  • Jay Pharoah as Stephen A. Smith
• Loving Couple
  • Christoph Waltz as Louis
  • Fred Armisen as Regine
  • Vanessa Bayer as one of the guests
  • Aidy Bryant as one of the guests
  • Bill Hader as one of the guests
  • Taran Killam as the waiter
  • Tim Robinson as one of the guests
• Fox and Friends
  • Fred Armisen as Chris Teigler
  • Vanessa Bayer as Gretchen Carlson
  • Bill Hader as Ted Nugent
  • Taran Killam as Steve Doocy
  • Bobby Moynihan as Brian Kilmeade
  • Paula Pell as the announcer (voice only)
  • Jay Pharoah as Barack Obama (voice only)
• Secret Admirer Letter
  • Christoph Waltz as Dimitri
  • Vanessa Bayer as Jackie
  • Bill Hader as Mark
  • Cecily Strong as Jennifer
  • Jason Sudeikis as Todd
  • Kenan Thompson as Ben

TriviaEdit

• With this episode, Waltz becomes the first German-speaking person to host the show.
• The "DJesus Uncrossed" filmed commercial sketch is a parody of the 2012 epic western film Django Unchained, a film starring guest host Christoph Waltz.